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Jabberwok · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:12 am Post subject: Monster Pro Wrestling (HuCard)

This game scares me. Honest. What was the poor soul on when thinking about making this game? I can't understand much, but it looks like a sort of Janken game? 1 wrestler picks up a move randomly & so does the other one? then they go on at it automatically with 2 frames of bad animation? Talk about 'low implication' & 'deficient gameplay'... And then we have the great 3 note song in the background... But wait! the characters all look goofy & dumb, none of them will make the cover of vogue but hey, neither am I Wink

... There is more! we have the usual mad scientist in the intro talking to you! he's probably saying : " OK ugly, go into that ring to get yourself killed er I mean, kick but! "...

Im ashamed to see such an atrocity gracing the PCE console Sad

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Good points :

I didn't pay for it.

Bad points :

Everything about it, up to it's existence, is plain bad. I don't like it, at all.
I wasted a few minutes of my life trying this "thing", I want a refund!!!

I may send my coffee for testing. I think someone deliberately wanted to poison me & that would explain why I "saw" this game... I imagined this game, that's the only logical explanation.... *happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts*

Razz

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I dare anyone to have fun with this "thing"....
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If you translate Pole Position in French with babelfish you get 'Position de Polonais'... I think it's hilarious... from a French point of view.

Specineff · Elder Joined: 29 Aug 2002 Posts: 258 Location: Arizona

I hear you. Ever tried Toilet Kids?

Uh oh.. I have mentioned one of the most blasphemous names in gaming history. Better go and play some Einhander and Lords of Thunder in penitence, lest the gods of gaming decide to punish me. Wink

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Jabberwok · Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:55 am Post subject:

Humm... looks like Toilet kids is an excuse to show exposed bottoms... and to think that the creator of this game got actually paid for this is beyond me...

I don't have any idea why this game didn't get picked for an american release Razz

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If you translate Pole Position in French with babelfish you get 'Position de Polonais'... I think it's hilarious... from a French point of view.

AlexisMachine · Member Joined: 28 Sep 2002 Posts: 36

Jabberwok · Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 10:47 pm Post subject:

They should have named that game : 'fear factor' or something...

If there is such a thing as a top 10 worst pce game, this is at my #1 spot for sure...

And toilet kids is in this top 10 also, im not sure where though. I mean do I need to see exposed bottoms? & what's worse is, on spiders? come on...
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If you translate Pole Position in French with babelfish you get 'Position de Polonais'... I think it's hilarious... from a French point of view.

Specineff · Elder Joined: 29 Aug 2002 Posts: 258 Location: Arizona

Three words:

Rabio Lepus Special.

Boring, silly, pointless, hard and just without any redeeming quality. Now I see why never anyone ever wrote a review of it.

Thank goodness for Raiden, Darius, RType, Bomberman and Parodius, LOT and Blood Gear...

(Hey, I guess that was a haiku! Very Happy

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